Monday, 25 February 2008

PLAIN UGLINESS

People love to idolize and masturbate over the glitz and glamour of the music and entertainment industry, we all love the airbrushed photos of Mariah Carey's breast cleavage or Bey's (SERIOUSLY IM A CHURCH BITCH, but I dress like a hoe) arse sticking right out on a press shoot. But we all forget about the real ugly motherfuckers, that really, are the ones making all the other people seem hot. (we all know Mariah is ugly right? it's not just me?) If it wasn't for these people who actually get into the limelight cos they have a talent unlike some of the people who make it onto the walls of teenagers for their looks. (THAT HOT BITCH OFF THE PUSSY CAT DOLLS)

So here is an ode to all those rappers and RnB crooners that would be getting no pussy if it weren't for their dollars and all those ugly bitches that, well just wouldn't be on the telly if they didn't have the talent, ya dig?

JAY Z:
First I couldn't let Jay Camel get away with it.
I mean this guy is with possibly the hottest RnB chick in the game, but this photo if nothing more proves that BEAUTY is indeed in the eye of the beholder or the pocket of the beloved?? you can't tell me that if this guy was broke he would be moving the way he is, unless of course he's one charming motherfucker. Which he could be, but we talking charm out the arse (no homo).
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LIL KIM
This bitch was actually ok, (when i say that, i mean back in the get money video days I would probably have hit that) but now after lots of plastic surgery, the queen B is looking fucking ropey boy.
I would give this bitch no more than a 3 out of 10 and worst thing is she goes on like she's hot, cussing people like Remy Ma saying she looks like a man. I ain't saying Remy is hot but damn Kim, u one ugly
looking bitch these days!
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NE YO
I had to put this pic up if for nothing else just to catch some joke. Chicks and weird men alike are all going crazy bout Ne Yo right now, I'm not saying its just cos he's supposedly cute cos he can sing, but i had found it slightly unusual that he is is always wearing something on his head.
Now we have our answer as to why. Ne Yo needs to link up with Sir Elton John and swap hair transplant tips cos hes going thin on top like its no ones business. Isn't this guy like in his early 20's?????? With his hat off he looks like late 30s!

Oh yeah and this pic came about thanks to the fact Ne YO was out doing over 100 mph in his Range Rover this weekend. He got shift and this is the photo the police took. NICE!

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