OK! we start this weeks session with the round up of the officer Ricky (bawss) and Curtis' (50cent) aka curly's beef thats been going on over the past few weeks.
50 Cent has well and truly hammered the nail into the coffin of this beef by a) interviewing and video'ing Rick Ross's baby mother badmouthing him, confirming that he was a correction officer whilst they dated, posting images of the Boss's current squeeze who it appears also happens to be a hooker and b) going as far as redesigning thisis50.com with a HUGE banner advertising Tia's (babymother) new tell all autobiography.
Hats off to 50 for reinventing beef and bringing into the digital age.
"first they say that faggot hot, then they let that junkie shine"
How about some more negativity to follow the previous post. How else does a bored millionaire entertain himself. 50 goes hard (pause) on a quick verse.
After chasing Kanye around to borrow some shine on his release date, December 9th 2008 now becomes the date to mark the end of 50's career.
Coming into a label situation with a life story behind him that was a marketing mans dream, the first album could not fail. After putting the first 26 years of his life into that project, there was nothing left.
He used beef as a gimmick, of which the karmic effects have come back to haunt him. Backing from the "streets" or the illusion of this is wearing thin as a reason for people to go out and buy music. His interviews are often intriguing and interesting but he doesn't possess the want or skill to transfer this side of him onto record. He proceeded to make music with the pop audience his first priority. Now its likely his career will end with a whimper and as undignified as a pop star.
At least he's got his acting career to fall back on?
Leaving somewhere, where drugs and violence are a daily presence can only be a good thing. Trouble is, once people get comfortable, the music tends to suffer. Can't have it all!
Heres the full unreleased 50 Cent album Power of the Dollar
The recent viral mess from Curtis and his friends has been nothing short of embarrassing. Lets have a look at some recent low lights.
I guess money really doesn't buy happiness. The word pathetic springs to mind.
Question: If you're a weed carrier for a guy that doesn't smoke weed what do you actually do?
Answer: (blank)
Appreciate the luck of your association, if your the self proclaimed 'talk of new york' why not follow the new york code of mind your business.
TONY YAYO: Joe to me is a fat piece of shit. To me - like niggas be talking about fighting and all this shit - he can’t beat 50. You run up on me and Banks the wrong way we’re gonna rub him the wrong way, you understand what I’m saying? So it is what it is, ain’t no little niggas shit over here. He be talking like niggas is little niggas and all this shit. Banks sold more records than you, I sold way more than you, we got more money than you and that’s where the jealousy comes from. You see him on the Soundscan and he did 5000 copies. And then he’s saying shit like “niggas runnin’ wit police”. NIGGA, I’m runnin FROM police, nigga!!! I’ve never seen 50 with a cop and he’s saying niggas runnin’ with police and niggas ain’t in the club. I was in the club looking for Joe this week, what’s up?!! 30 deep, what’s up?!! Where you at? Joe know what time it is nigga. He got his whole hood [against him]; he don’t even got control of his own hood, your own homies going against you ‘cause you can’t even put niggas on.
Finally heres a quote from Lloyd Banks, again I think I'll refer you to the title of this post.
Nobodysmiling.com : Lyrically where were you on your 1st album and where are you now? Top 5, 3, best out?
Lloyd Banks : I guess I would judge that on my time period. I haven't been in the game for long but ill say I'm the best under 30.
firstly who would have thought growing up in the nineties that Suge Knight was gonna be punched and knocked the fuck out on the street and that all of that would be caught on camera? No one thats who. Suge was the most feared man in hip-hop back in the day. He conducted the respect of many. Anyway now hes just another guy getting laid out on the tarmac. Who ever smacked this guy must have one serious hook uppercut combination thats for sure.
Great stuff.
Next we have someone who has blessed this blog with previous appearances. R Kelly is finally about to go to court for the whole pissing on a minor and then recording it. The pied pipers legal team tried to again postpone the beginning of the trial which has been 8 years in waiting . This time the judge told Kells he has to come out the closet and face his charges. Hes looking at a possible 15 years in jail if found guilty.
Papoose and Remy Ma's jail house wedding is not happening! Well at least for the next 6 months. Pap was caught smuggling a handcuff key into jail for his bride to be. Result- wedding canceled and a 6 month ban from the prison for the Nacirema Dream man. Lets hope this wedding is not shelved like the album i mean, who wouldn't want to see that prison wedding hey?!?!?
Now for some funny shit.
NO HOMO This is just an ode to the no homo phenomenon, i know some of these photos need to be accompanied by the NO HOMO sign no doubt.
Damn usher what is wrong with ya specially after all the rumours on the internet bout this dude living in the closet, and after this who would argue??? wouldn't be the first "ladies man: crooner that was a closet non heterosexual.
I love Killa Cam (no homo) but when i see this picture i was in stiches. This is the man who coined the infamous expression now common place in hip-hop. By the way thats a dude with killa!
The king of gangsta rap, well i say that but what i really mean is 50 cent the supposed king of NY and supposed best gangsta rapper bla bla fucking bla is looking a tad bit fruity in this press shot. Where is the no homo??? I could i not mention the man who made the trapped in the closet series? Surely hes actually trying to tell us something.
Too much of this shit now im gonna have to post some hot chicks just to make me feel better.
Whatever you think about 50's records you have to agree his interviews are always entertaining. 50 called in to Miss Jones show recently and was in good form. listen (here), phonecall is about halfway through.
GOSSIP!! GAME Is still in jail! Not out and about due to mental issues as it was rumoured. He is also rumoured to be in a lil financial trouble as his customized red Escalade has gone up for sale.
PAPOOSE and REMY MA are supposedly engaged to get married. (source) NEWS There is a film in the pipe line due to start shooting soon depicting the life and death of the Notorious BIG. Rapper Gravy has now been cast as the Brooklyn favourite and a couple other characters like Puffy (Diddy) and Biggs mum have also already been cast. For more info look it up.
JOKES Shout out to Broken Equipment on these two videos. They got some of the best hip-hop cartoons and jokes out there, check them out here. Fucking funny video with some hip hop stars a la south park. ya smell me? This gets at everyone, but Kanye West gets reall had up on this.LOL
Killa Is Back with another smash vocal. LMAO Wait for the verse its worth it
50 is a joker! Love him or hate him he is funny! (NO HOMO) This is his latest viral for his own vitamin water. Joke
Did Papoose hit Fat Joe? Was he set up by Cassidy? Exclusive behind the scenes footage but no actual video of the alleged punches. Did you see 50's expression before it went down, it was as if he knew what was about to unfold. Hip-Hop appears to be mirroring the traveling circus of the WWE with on camera arguments and back and forth verbal sparring. The only question is, is it real? Has 50 taken on the mantle of Vince Mcmahon or is hip-hop now just falling in line with the mainstream medias fascination of celebrity culture. Many websites and blogs these days seem to be more of a hip-hop version of E! news than anything else. Music is now a minor element compared to gossip and alleged 'beef".
The Hip Hop Police are on some snide moves at moment, it seems Prodigy and Alchemist were fingered (no homo) by the boys in blue stateside, who then tried to get em to dish some dirt on 50.
